GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the wildest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's lost it on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna miss. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for bl